I Need To Be Sent To My Room

I wanted to post yesterday but I've had a bad case of the snarkies so I thought it best to keep my thoughts to myself. I'm snarky because of minor work crap so it's no biggee. It's just that I've been bleating like a pregnant goat at dinner time for over a year now that our service department is broken. Well, the proverbial fecal matter is hitting the air handling device. But I'm not one for I-told-you-so's.

That's a bald face lie. I'm SO not above saying that.

A-n-y-w-a-y.....

Since I have nothing NICE to say I will post a meme today. I rarely do these anymore but this one comes via my lovely friend Smocha

Have you ever...?

Gone on a blind date?

* He said he was blind but he excused himself during the salad course and never came back.

Skipped school?

* Welcome to the 'Brad Cxxxx Commemorative Detention Hall'

Watched someone die?

* Yes, the Ex, many times while trying to do stand up comedy

Been to Canada ?

* The drinking age is 18 (2+2= )

Been to Mexico ?

* Si senor. Met a scuba diver on a coral reef. Lost my swimming trunks.

Been on a plane?

* Honestly? Not since 9-11 - I've always hated to fly commercial aircraft. My Dad had a Cessna when I was little - I'm oddly just fine in small planes.

Been lost?

* Where am I ?

Been on the opposite side of the country?

* Opposite of what?

Gone to Washington, DC?

* Yes, it was the first time I was ever a minority. VERY interesting.

Swam in the ocean?

* I'm a Pisces. I'd shrivel up to a dry husk with out the ocean.

Cried yourself to sleep?

* Of course, I'm human. But the bastard wasn't worth it.

Played cops and robbers?

* Yes, I like taking prisoners.

Recently colored with crayons? .

* yes, but now I have to paint the wall.

Sang Karaoke?

* Never gonna happen...

Paid for a meal with coins only?

* I don't think so, But I know I can live for a week on a dozen eggs and a bag of potatoes.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t many times?

* I got over that once I realized I wasn't growing hair on my palms.

Made prank phone calls?

* Do I have your phone number ?

Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?

* Define 'beverage'

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

* There is nothing fun about this question. Moving on.


Danced in the rain?

* Not sure about dancing, but mud puddle wars are the best! - the muddier the better.

Written a letter to Santa Claus?

* I sent him to collections.

Been kissed under the mistletoe?

* I don't kiss and tell, Jay reads this thing.

Watched the sunrise with someone you care about?

*Yes, Jay, many many times.

Blown bubbles?

* yes, but not up and down the I-405 corridor like SOME people.

Gone ice-skating?

* I'll be in the lodge by the fire with a toddy.

Been skinny dipping outdoors?

* Where else to you get the nickname 'Nubbin'?

Gone to the movies?

* Been in two! (extra)

Saved someone’s life?

* Nope, but Jay's saved mine more than once.

1. Any nickname? - (Numbers? Now we have numbers? Isn't this like question #17?)

* Grandma called me Bradberry, Stepfather called me Hamburger (I lost mine in a drive-in once, got quite upset, and was discovered to be sitting on/in it.)

2. Mother’s name?

* Palmer, same as my middle name

3. Favorite drink?

* Iced Tea, I gave up the Long Island variety.

4. Any Tattoos?

* Ooohh I wish!

5. Body piercing?

* I'm going out with the same number of holes the good lord sent me in with.

6. How much do you love your job?

* Ahem, Don't make me go snarky on your ass.

7. Favorite vacation spot?

* Fav. that I've actually been to? Cozumel - Dream vacation? Carpathos.

8. Ever been to Africa?

* Still waiting for C.C. @ 'Six Months of Settled'. to send me passage to come be her house boy!

9. Ever eaten cookies for dinner?

* Is there a Nanny cam in my kitchen?

10. Been on TV?

* Let's just not go into that, shall we?

11. Ever steal any traffic signs?

* Hell no, those signs were there when I bought the place. Really.

12. Ever been in a car accident?

* Never while I was driving, but I once had to walk through a windshield.

13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle?

* Bear's jeep is a 4-door

14. Favorite Salad Dressing?

* Blue Cheese please!

15. Favorite Pie?

* My momma's apple pie.

16. Favorite Number?

* 7

17. Favorite Movie?

* 'Giant'

19. Favorite Dessert?

* Jay's Rhubarb Crisp

20. Favorite food?

* Lasagna

21. Favorite day of the week?

* Friday

22. Favorite brand of body wash?

* Ivory soap, as in bar of -

23. Favorite toothpaste?

* People have a favorite toothpastes?

24. Favorite smell?

* Eucalyptus trees - I grew up with one - need to plant one in my yard.

25. What do you do to relax?

* Reading

26. How do you see yourself in 10 years?

* Retired or at least working part-time. Jay & I can go live off the Ex in Hollywood for a while. (Bruce? You reading this?)

27. How many siblings do you have?

* One full sister, three stepsisters - one 1/2 brother

28. Furthest place you will send this message?

* So all the sudden I'm sending this somewhere? Blasted nerve-y meme...

29. Who will respond to this the fastest?

* Mailer daemon@abccompany.com

30. Who is your favorite dog of all time?



Really?

Have you EVER read this blog?

Favorite Dog? - You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!